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| User: | chibiwyvern (426368) Wyvern's Delusions of Significance
Unlike MOST Livejournals, This One is Really Whiney and Self-Absorbed! |
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| Name: | Wyvern | |||||
| Location: | Wesley Chapel, Florida, United States | |||||
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| AOL IM: |  godricthegerbil (Add Buddy, Send Message) | |||||
| Bio: | Wow, a space to talk about myself! That's awesome until you stop to consider the fact that I hate talking about myself. Um, let's see. I'm a student, more or less, I'm told I'm funny and smart, so there's something I guess. My head hurts right now. Gah! Self-introductions annoy me! I'll do the rest of this profile thing in list form. That way it's boring AND impersonal! That'll win me friends! Age: Slightly older than I look, *much* older than I act. Personality: Goofy, loyal to a fault, absent-minded, somewhat messy, philosophical, laid-back, artistic, perhaps even intellegent. VERY right-brained. Race: Like it matters. Religion: The one that killed all those people that one time. No, the other one. No, the OTHER one. No, the other-wait, it was the first one. Sexual orientation: Girls are great. They have boobies and pretty voices and other nice features, plus they do cute things involving kitten and ribbons and stuff. So I like them. Especially smart, confident, fun ones. Dreams: To be a professional writer. To be surrounded by lots of good friends. To own a machine that turns everything into ice cream. To be in a situation where I can stand up in court one day and yell "I'm not out of order. YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!" and it'll be so true I get a standing ovation and a Country Music Award for some reason. To be drinking buddies with Chewbacca, only to have a bitter falling out over the outcome of an intense foozball game. To start a civil war, but one that only lasts ten minutes and no one gets hurt, just so I can be in the history books as "that guy who started that one civil war." To abolish the suffix "izle." Stuff I would never do: Betray a friend, eat something with pickles in it, have children, watch even a milisecond of MTV, stop asking questions, be good at math, be normal, even if I wanted to. | |||||
| Interests: | 10: animals, anime, cartoons, comics, open-mindedness, philosophical rambling, politics, sex, smart chicks, writing | |||||
| Schools: | None listed | |||||
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| Friend of: | 21: cocodemunky, debu_chan, evilneps, filiasan, lameazoid, miho_katyanna, mountain_king, omgimsuchadork, pahsons, rustybutterkniv, sheilasecretary, shikamachu, shounen_ai_fan, so_lhottaght, the_katamari, thefurryone, thekaraokeninja, therandomonion, uchet_uchetov, vash137, warkythechocobo | |||||
| Member of: | 2: cf_hardcore, pianosquall | |||||
| Account type: | Basic Account | |||||
